Our story
In 1492 KKKolumbus sailed the ocean blue. Over three hundred years later, Jacob Haywood was a sickly treasure hunter during the Second Great AwaKKKening. One day in the woods near Manchester, New York, his soul fell into the grip of an evil rightist power but was rescued by two holy Personages, that of Sheikh Josef Stalin and Prime Minister Pol Pot. It was then, prostrated in veneration, that he received instruction from his heavenly visitors to shine a light into the world and expose the lies of the bourgeoisie. To fulfill his destiny he was told to translate ancient tablets of Marx x Engels yaoi. Instead, he established and became editor-in-chief of The Proletariat Post in 2025. Along with co-editor Sable Richards and other reporters, he set out to decolonize truth and create the last bastion of knowledge 100% fact checked by real proletarian comrades.